Turn pet photos into savage little videos.
Upload one photo and BarkBurn writes, voices, and cuts a personalized roast in about 15 seconds. Share it anywhere—your friends can watch without logging in.
Start with one roast. Unlock more from $4.99.
AI verdict
“Built like a loaf. Acts like the landlord.”
The BarkBurn promise
Fast joke. Zero fake hype.
~15 sec
Short enough for the feed
No login
To watch or share clips
$4.99
One-time packs, not a subscription
How the burn spreads
One photo in. One tiny scandal out.
BarkBurn handles the writing, performance, and edit. You only need a pet with an incriminating face.
- 01
Upload the evidence
Choose one gloriously unflattering pet photo. No editing skills or perfect lighting required.
- 02
AI finds the insult
BarkBurn turns their expression, pose, and questionable life choices into a personalized 15-second roast.
- 03
Pick a voice
Paid packs unlock extra roast attempts and voice styles, so every clip can land differently.
- 04
Share without friction
Your finished video is ready to watch and share without asking viewers to create an account.
Pay for punchlines, not logins
A free taste. Packs when you want more.
No monthly commitment. Buy another batch only when your camera roll supplies fresh material.
First Burn
See what BarkBurn makes of your pet before buying a pack.
- One AI-generated pet roast
- Short shareable video
- No viewer login required
- BarkBurn watermark
Roast Pack
Five more chances to publicly address the creature eating your furniture and contributing nothing.
Before the roast
Fair questions. Mean answers stay in the video.
The camera roll has evidence
Give that pet the performance review they deserve.
Upload a photo, get the clip, and send it directly to the people who enable them.