Your pet had it coming

Turn pet photos into savage little videos.

Upload one photo and BarkBurn writes, voices, and cuts a personalized roast in about 15 seconds. Share it anywhere—your friends can watch without logging in.

Start with one roast. Unlock more from $4.99.

BarkBurn hero

AI verdict

“Built like a loaf. Acts like the landlord.”

The BarkBurn promise

Fast joke. Zero fake hype.

~15 sec

Short enough for the feed

No login

To watch or share clips

$4.99

One-time packs, not a subscription

How the burn spreads

One photo in. One tiny scandal out.

BarkBurn handles the writing, performance, and edit. You only need a pet with an incriminating face.

  1. 01

    Upload the evidence

    Choose one gloriously unflattering pet photo. No editing skills or perfect lighting required.

  2. 02

    AI finds the insult

    BarkBurn turns their expression, pose, and questionable life choices into a personalized 15-second roast.

  3. 03

    Pick a voice

    Paid packs unlock extra roast attempts and voice styles, so every clip can land differently.

  4. 04

    Share without friction

    Your finished video is ready to watch and share without asking viewers to create an account.

Pay for punchlines, not logins

A free taste. Packs when you want more.

No monthly commitment. Buy another batch only when your camera roll supplies fresh material.

First Burn

$0to try

See what BarkBurn makes of your pet before buying a pack.

  • One AI-generated pet roast
  • Short shareable video
  • No viewer login required
  • BarkBurn watermark
Try one roast
Best for repeat offenders

Roast Pack

$4.99one time

Five more chances to publicly address the creature eating your furniture and contributing nothing.

Five additional roast generations
Extra voice styles
Share-ready video exports
No recurring charge
Get a Roast Pack

Before the roast

Fair questions. Mean answers stay in the video.

The camera roll has evidence

Give that pet the performance review they deserve.

Upload a photo, get the clip, and send it directly to the people who enable them.

Roast my pet